December 2011
Special K: Another Statement From Louis C.K.... →
hi. So it’s been about 12 days since the thing started and yesterday we hit the crazy number. One million dollars. That’s a lot of money. Really too much money. I’ve never had a million dollars all of a sudden. and since we’re all sharing this experience and since it’s really your money, I…
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
dylaneatsrainbows:
1. Get on tumblr.
2. See pretty girls
3. Want
4. Get off tumblr.
Memories are nice, but that's all they are.
truth
People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted For... →
Ungrateful shits. Kill them all.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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Time and time again
I’m finding a better defense
The crime I charge against
Reminds me to check your intent
You never get something without sacrifice
You never get something for nothing
So name your price
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Yeah I’m alive
But I don’t need a witness
To know that I’ve survived
I’m not looking for forgiveness
Yeah I just need light
I need light in the dark
As I search for the resolution
“There is no god and that’s the simple truth. If every trace of any single...”
– Penn Jillette, in his book, God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist
“Here’s the thing: If you’re using the holiday season to go out of your way to be...”
– John Scalzi on The War on Christmas(tm)
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You and I
We’re going so high
The air is getting thin
But our land could not breathe in
We don’t need oxygen
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Juror, 19, jailed for halting trial to visit... →
The teenager’s mother, Debbie Ennis, 49, from Staffordshire, described the sentence as “ludicrous”, and vowed to appeal and get her son home for Christmas. “He’s a naïve 19-year-old and when he told me what happened, we told him to hold his hands up and apologise, because we trusted the British justice system. He wanted a career in the government but...
myguardiandemon:
Nine Inch Nails - We’re In...
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